So Megun died. Like she’s been kidnapped, taken against our will to some new realm. I keep waiting for the ransom note. I have no money but maybe I can get her back by good works, by performing corporeal acts of mercy or making the beatitudes a way of life. Or maybe I could say several rosaries or free her from her abductors with a novena or use a plenary indulgence to rescue her from death the way I used to use them to spring poor souls from purgatory when I was a child. I just want my dog back…..